Excavating the Crossroads of Culture and Consciousness

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Headline News

Did you folks know that one in five major news stories are now broken by a Blogger? It's true. That means that this page is a major news source. Walter Kronkite is reading this page right now.
Today's Headlines: This cat is more psychic than you. How does it feel? Experts dissagree: "It feels bad." "I do not believe in cats"

This chicken loves the earth very much.

I had many of my first sexual fantasies about this boy. Then he killed himself because he couldn't get work, and girls like me were no longer interested in him.Who is the real criminal?

This tumbleweed blew onto the patio I was drinking coffee on while i weathered my first Arizona dust storm. It's True.I guess that makes me a real cowboy now.

Well, that's the news Today. I did not wear my hair in a blond bob while i typed it.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

A blog without comments is a sad thing. Don't you agree?

1:33 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you ever want to see the inside of a cats brain...call spazmo-55-wierd

2:58 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

spaz and I use to be cool.....but then he went all commercial on me.

5:13 AM

 
Anonymous Christinie Meeny said...

*smooch*

It's me.

I agree Ben is not loyal. Glad you commented though or I would never have got the addy to your blog.

Looks like you're having some fun down there. :) Enjoyed the courier article too.

We miss you! So *smooch* again.

9:34 PM

 

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